How to determine if your client is a redneck in three easy steps:
Step 1: Ask client for an update on the very pregnant woman in the office. (For example, "did Kristin have her baby?")
Step 2: Client says: "You know, I thought she was going to calf this weekend, but she didn't."
Step 3: Draw conclusions. (Note: Pencil and paper are not needed for this step.)