Nathan was asking what school lunch was like when I was a kid.
I tried to explain that we didn't have chicken nuggets back then, which was baffling.
I was also trying to tell him that we didn't get choices... we just got whatever they served (and we liked it because we had no choice).
Nathan wasn't understanding what I was saying. Finally, in exasperation, he said, "Mom, if you wanted to have turkey for lunch, would you buy it or catch it or rent it??"
Never get the rental insurance on the turkey, folks. That's where they get you every time. And always remember to top off the turkey before you return it...
In other news, Sophia was recently worried that someday in the future she'll have to get braces because "then I won't be able to scratch my teeth when they itch!!" (I just live here)